Jokes

Doctor’s room joke

They always ask at the doctor’s reception why you are there and you have to answer in front of others what’s wrong. Sometimes it is embarrassing. There’s nothing worse than a receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk…. The receptionist said, ‘Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?’

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Finish what you started (joke)

Some doctor on the TV this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

It sounded like a good idea!

So I looked around my house to see things I’d started and hadn’t finished…

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Weird, but funny web site!

Not that I particularly endorse this web site, but it makes for some ‘interesting’ and entertaining reading! Facts about Poop is well worth a visit – especially the Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work and the Poop Definitions!

Escaped convict joke

A man escapes from prison where he’s been locked up for the last 15 years.

Breaking into a house to look for money and guns, he finds a young couple in bed…

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