I saw this on TV the other day and thought it was really funny…
I had a racing snail that never won a race, so I removed his shell to make him more aerodynamic…
…it just made him more sluggish though!
I’m making a horror film where a sadistic snowman sets death traps for other snowmen and they have to melt bits of themselves to escape.
It’s called “Thaw”.
Golf… the only time it’s acceptable for a man to hold an iron!
I don’t know why I just bought some new coconut shampoo…
I haven’t even got any coconuts.
Rick Astley asked me if he could borrow my collection of Pixar films.
“Okay,” I said. “You can have Toy Story, Cars and Finding Nemo, but I’m never gonna give you Up.”
Very funny… I think I’ll see what other funny clips I can come across and add them too!
The sneezing panda is such a funny clip… well worth a watch!
Not to everyone’s taste – but there are some great jokes on here! Be warned though, it’s very likely the jokes will offend!
And there are, of course, lots of good joke books around… including:
Had this sent through as a text the other day…
I was in Tesco the other day looking for Oxo cubes. I saw beef, chicken, lamb, vegetable and England!
So, I said to the shop assistant, “What is the England?”
And he replied, “It’s new out… it’s the laughing stock!”
Obviously a bit topical with the football, but quite funny nonetheless…